sabizzley: gUYS IT’S BLUSHING
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA COVERED IN ECTOPLASM AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once I was a C...
the-vashta-nerada: my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101 as in a class that teaches you how to climb trees let’s talk about the american education system
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
You CAN’T stop kids finding out about sex. You CAN at least make sure some of...– Steven Moffat (via yousillyqueer)
fwips: oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
violette-royale: straightgirl: i love medieval art it’s like first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so much fun This is...
hurryupmerlin: I’m at reap3r’s and he went to ask his brother something, and basically I just witnessed the thickest British English accent I ever heard. I am upset. this amuses me to no end