Random crap monday through sunday
fake-dildo:

birth

fake-dildo:

birth

mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.
Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?
You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

mercurykiss:

gentlemanbones:

camerapits:

themiracleofmusic:

oh.

Actually, I think the kid is playing Minecraft. Which is essentially digital Legos.

Two generations of creative people, just different methods of expression. Let’s not shit on the digital age as much, ‘eh?

You know what’s great about Minecraft?

You don’t get lacerations from stepping on it.

You know what’s great about legos?

Your shit doesn’t get blown up because a green penis snuck up on you.

disintegrationv:

ashleevcat:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

Omg

attn: jake

congalineofdurin:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?


A MASTIFF SIZE

congalineofdurin:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

A MASTIFF SIZE

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

Lorde - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
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toastyhat:

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My girlfriend and I worked together on this, just in time for the Sacred Upd8!

THIS IS AWESOME

what do you think gamzee and tavros would be like in highschool?
Anonymous

b0yskylark:

raspledazzle:

raspledazzle:

b0yskylark:

raspledazzle:

tavros “i bet i can eat like 3 cheezburgers in like 30 seconds but you have to pay for them” nitram

tavros “tried out for the football team but got hit in the eye once so he quit” nitram

tavros “his dad has chaperoned every field trip since kindergarten and his classmates beg him to come back the next time because hes hot hot like potat” nitram

gamzee “draws dicks on literally every paper hes given and is suprised when the teachers yell at him” makara

gamzee “smokes weed in a tree outside and is still suprised when he gets caught” makara

gamzee “spaces out in every class and yet still gets straight A’s and no one knows why we think his dad bribes administrators” makara

Tavros “I bring my pokemon collectors card binder to class since I was 7” Nitram

Gamzee “I found at least seven curly fries in my hair and havent eaten curly fries in 3 months” Makara

tavros “called his teacher ‘mom’ once on accident and didnt look her in the eye for the rest of the year” nitram

gamzee “walks into the wrong class and goes through the full hour without realizing its freshman math instead of 11th grade biology”

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gamzee comics whats new

PERFECTION

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

shotatsundere:

i tried a new coloring style and its pretty fun?? ?? ?

shotatsundere:

i tried a new coloring style and its pretty fun?? ?? ?